PIERCE HAS BEEN GIVEN FAR TOO MUCH POWER

One gift.
No excuses.

We could’ve put names in a bowl.
Pierce made a website. Obviously.

Fine. Sign me up.
shhh…
NO SWAPS
THE 2026 CHRISTMAS DRAW

Right. Who’s actually doing this?

AWAITING THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Convincing the family to reply…

01

Prove you read the chat

Choose your name and add your email. A reply of “just seen this” won’t do.

02

Accept your fate

One recipient each. Nobody draws themselves. No tactical redraws.

03

Buy an actual present

Your name arrives privately by email. Buying the gift is, sadly, still on you.

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It’s the thought that counts.
Do try having one.

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